I had a shitty shit today. A shit that was full of shit. Which is appropos or apoopoo to fit the theme I’m going with because I’ve been in a shitty mood lately. Things have been shit for me work-wise and I haven’t been taking care of my shit responsibility-wise at home. I’ve been smoking too much shit and then shooting the shit with buddies and forgetting the shit I’m supposed to be doing. I should be the shit in comedy because I’m a funny guy with great stage-presence and not the worst thing to look at and yet I’m scared shitless to stand up for myself and do the really good shit I’m capable of. People just think of me as a good shit and a consistent comic who won’t shit the bed at any show but they don’t give that you’re the shit respect. I got to shit or get off the pot…. literally.
