I don’t want to kvetch but I really have the laziest son going. This guy is so addicted to electronic stimulation he does not want to spend any moment not being stimulated. So he looks for the laziest way out of everything. He was getting pimples on his face and rather than spending two minutes twice each day washing his face, he just wanted to grow his hair over his pimples. He broke laces on his shoes and rather than put on new laces he just wore them unsupported until his feet outgrew the shoes and needed new, already laced shoes. He gets winded coming down the stairs from a 14 hour sleep and just lays on the couch for the next hour or two. He goes on facebook and plays runescape for as long as physically possible or until we catch on to how long it’s been and gets angry when we make him go out of the house to walk the dog, yet his runescape character is an adventurer and his facebook posts makes him sound like he’s the the guy from the Dos Equis commercials. He’s constantly on the computer creating a fictional version of himself because he’s too lazy to actually be somebody. He constantly lies to appear to be a better person because he’d like to be a good person, he just doesn’t want to go through the effort it would take to be that person. You have to force him to eat because he keeps forgetting to so he has no physical energy. I swear he’s either lying or lying down. He’s quite simply the least motivated kid in the world.
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