LazyBoy September 23, 2010

I don’t want to kvetch but I really have the laziest son going. This guy is so addicted to electronic stimulation he does not want to spend any moment not being stimulated. So he looks for the laziest way out of everything. He was getting pimples on his face and rather than spending two minutes [...]

Now Weekly! September 16, 2010

Not the Toronto Alternative Mag that won’t write about me because I have too little diversity without having none but that my blog has gone weekly as of these last two blogs. The Prolific Slavic they may soon call me and then maybe I’ll get the cover of Croats Monthly. I’m stuck inside with no [...]

new motto 08 09 10 September 8, 2010

I’ve been operating this blog under the premise that I’d only be writing for myself but it turns out I’m very good at doing things for myself. So now I’m assuming there are people reading this and I owe it to them to write these blogs more often. I’m a very lazy guy and I’ve [...]

SHITTY SHIT April29,2010 April 30, 2010

I had a shitty shit today. A shit that was full of shit. Which is appropos or apoopoo to fit the theme I’m going with because I’ve been in a shitty mood lately. Things have been shit for me work-wise and I haven’t been taking care of my shit responsibility-wise at home. I’ve been smoking [...]

Friday Night Off On the Road December 12, 2009

Friday December 11th 2009, the first friday in over 20 years on the road that i don’t have a gig. And in the middle of December Christmas comedy season no less. I should have known this morning when I took a dump that looked liked my own shit giving me the finger, complete with the [...]

Hellifax October 29, 2009

October 29th I’m in Halifax, Nova Scotia staying at The Westin Hotel in a large suite that is permanently inhabited by a Lawrence Morgenstern. Those that are in horror just thinking of that prospect only say that because they know him and have spent time in close quarters. But I say hey, he’s an alright [...]

Procrastination: Ah, I’ll look it up later. September 12, 2009

Here it is my inaugural blog and only 1 year to the day of when it was set up for me! The 1 year anniversary of me not doing my blog ends with me doing my blog and starting a new anniversary. It’s also one day after the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. Perfect. One [...]

Hello world! September 12, 2008

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